How to make felted slippers:
First, get your friends to wrap your feet with fleece (1 at a time).
Next put on a knee-high stocking and submerge foot in warm soapy water.
Let them massage your foot in warm soapy water for a good 10-minute massage per foot!
Voila! Your feet feel great! You love your friends! AND you have a pair of slippers that fit your feet perfectly!